embarrassing story #1

a couple of weeks ago i went up to logan for a old roommates wedding and my other roommate Jenna shared the most embarrassing story. (this doesnt involve her, actually we dont even know the person but its true)

i cant remember the guys name so his name will be Jon

so Jon decides to ask this girl that he really like out on a date and for there date they go to sundance and just hangout in park city. After dinner they are walking down main street when he feels a fart thats ready to be released, so he just lets it fly. Little did he know that it wasnt a toot, it was something more. Yes, he pooped his pants! and it was runny. Jon was just thinking "oh crap what am i going to do, shes going to smell it, its going down on my legs" then all of sudden he thinks of a plan and he says to his date lets get some sundance souvenirs . So they go in a shop, she gets a sweatshirt and Jon gets some sweatpants, now the cashier puts these items in separate bags. Jon goes to his date, "hey i am going to change into my sweatpants." he goes to the bathroom ( mind you, that this shop is on the second story) takes his pants off looks at his pants and chucks them out the window because he didnt want his date or anyone else to see them, let alone smell his pants. So he opens his bag to put his sweatpants on and low and behold he has the bag with the sweatshirt!!! ( now your thinking to yourself what is Jon going to do....well just wait) so Jon starts to panic and decides to put the sweatshirt on by sticking his legs where the arms go then he looks out the bathroom door to make sure the coast is clear and darts for the door to his car and heads back up to Logan....... AND HE LEAVES HIS DATE!!!!

no one knows what happened to her, but all i can say this beats all embarrassing stories